[F]
CASE FILE: CENSUS CAT
FEDERAL INVESTIGATION
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FEDERAL CASE FILE
UNKNOWN ENTITY
SUBJECT: Unidentified feline specimen FACILITY: Census Bureau Headquarters STATUS: ACTIVE SURVEILLANCE
└─ THREAT LEVEL: UNKNOWN └─ ORIGIN: UNIDENTIFIED └─ CROSS-REFERENCE: [REDACTED]
Multiple independent sightings. Description: Orange tabby, medium frame. Behavior observed: Non-hostile, highly elusive. Purpose: [CLASSIFIED]
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CATALOGUED: 2024 • LOCATION: SECTOR [REDACTED] • REFERENCE: X-091
[DECLASSIFIED]
Investigation Cases
Open questions and unresolved details from citizen reports.
SUBMIT CLASSIFIED REPORT
INCIDENT WITNESS STATEMENT — FEDERAL USE ONLY
Name the Cat
What should we call this mysterious feline?
Official Vote
TOTAL VOTES: 0
Top Candidates
1.0
[A] Agent Whiskers
2.0
[0] Subject Zero
3.0
[C] Tabby Classified
4.0
[O] The Operative
5.0
[S] Orange Suspect